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Obi Wanna Go Craycray

I do not think Obi Wan is well. In Star Wars IV, he looks at R2D2 and says "I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid." I contend that this is a sign that he was coming undone, and was only saved from the more obvious signs of psychotic senility by Vader's murder. If you cannot remember the droid who saved your life on multiple occasions, you are very near that climactic moment where you will be seen dropping your pants in the poultry aisle of your local grocery store and proudly declaring yourself to be a poached egg.

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