Trojan limerick

There once was a goddess named Venus
Whose beauty outshone Athena's
In the contest of Eris
For the judge was Paris
Who had taken a bribe through the penis

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  1. Trojan? Was Paris really that big?

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    1. Yeah. Ancient Trojans had penises made out of latex with stretchable urethras.

      Why do you think condoms are called Trojans?

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    2. Or maybe he just had a Trojan Horsecock

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