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Trojan limerick

There once was a goddess named Venus
Whose beauty outshone Athena's
In the contest of Eris
For the judge was Paris
Who had taken a bribe through the penis

3 comments:

  1. JaimeBMarch 23, 2017 at 3:13 PM

    Trojan? Was Paris really that big?

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    1. A.Z. ForemanMarch 23, 2017 at 6:22 PM

      Yeah. Ancient Trojans had penises made out of latex with stretchable urethras.

      Why do you think condoms are called Trojans?

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    2. A.Z. ForemanMarch 23, 2017 at 6:22 PM

      Or maybe he just had a Trojan Horsecock

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