Pope Pourri

Pope Francis is calling fake news satanic and saying that it goes all the way back to the Garden of Eden.

Oh please.

In an age when Israeli archaeologists have shown that the Jews were never slaves in Egypt and that Joshua’s conquests never happened, this is like watching Dane Cook making jokes about Carrot Top.

Not to beat a dead cliché, but I automatically suspect news to be fake if it involves talking snakes, magic fruit, virgin births and dead people coming back to life.

But then, the Vatican’s developmental timeline is a slow one. It took them until 1965 to decide that the news of Jewish Deicide was fake.

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